Hire me!!!!

I am an editor’s dream and this is a true story. I never run out of content; seeing as I live in a country where there is comedy from the President’s adress to stand up comedians not being funny. I have just finished school awaiting graduation and can’t take one more day doing nothing. Thus I will devote myself to looking for content that any editor anywhere would love to use. YES!!! I am going to stalk them editors until one or two of them or more…hires me. A girl needs money to go out!